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25+ Innuendos in Harry Potter You Didn't Notice
It seems impossible that teenagers in a boarding school never thought of getting a little intimate sometimes. We never heard about anyone having sex in the Room of Requirement, using “engorgio” to make their wand bigger, or taking advantage of a love potion. They all married their first love, had kids after tying the knot, and lived happily ever after. It just looks like everyone dying and being tortured was fine for kids but spending some time between the sheets was too much.
By Charlotte Poitras6 years ago in Geeks
Harry Potter: 10 Mistakes J.K. Rowling Made
With more than 550 million copies sold worldwide, Harry Potter is the best-selling book series that ever existed. Many people would agree that J.K. Rowling is one of the best writers in the world, as she created a whole new universe that made Potterheads dream that she was actually a wizard who didn't care about the International Statute of Wizarding Secrecy. Some people might argue that the Queen can't make any mistake and just didn't explain some things yet. But we still found out about many things that don't make sense in the Harry Potter story. This is why we are showing you ten mistakes J.K. Rowling made.
By Charlotte Poitras6 years ago in Geeks
Harry Potter: How Sex Would Be in the Wizarding World
The Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling might have been written for kids but grown-ups all around the world still love to read it and see the story in a whole new way. You might want to obliviate some of these things because today, we are showing you how sex would be wrong in the Wizarding world.
By Charlotte Poitras6 years ago in Geeks
Fantastic Beasts Theory: How the Maledictus is Linked to the Harry Potter Universe
In November 2017, we learned more about the new characters that we are going to meet in Fantastic Beats: The Crimes of Grindelwald, including the young Albus Dumbledore (Jude Law), the beautiful Leta Lestrange (Zoe Kravitz), and Newt's older brother, Theseus Scamander (Callum Turner). But we were even more curious to learn about an unnamed character played by Claudia Kim.
By Charlotte Poitras6 years ago in Geeks
Fantastic Beasts: World War II and the Global Wizarding War
We'll still have to wait until 2018 to finally see Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald. But we already have an idea of what is going to happen, as the duel between Gellert Grindelwald (Johnny Depp) and Albus Dumbledore (Jude Law) was one of the most memorable things that happened in the wizarding world. After all, it ended up on a chocolate frog card:
By Charlotte Poitras6 years ago in Geeks
5 Harry Potter Fake News You Probably Believed
The reason why so many people are fascinated by the Harry Potter universe is that, even if you are the greatest Potterhead in the world, there are still so many things that you don't know. With so much information available, it is not surprising to see people believing in crazy things written by the many Rita Skeeters in this world. And today, we are here to demystify them. Make sure you watch this video until the end to know which joke ended up in a book because today, we are showing you 5 Harry Potter fake news you probably believed.
By Charlotte Poitras6 years ago in Geeks
Fantastic Beasts 2: 7 Things Harry Potter Fans Expect to See
In November 2017, Warner Bros revealed the new cast of the second movie of the series, along with the new title: Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald. We will have to wait until 2018 to watch the second movie in a series of five, but the synopsis has already been revealed:
By Charlotte Poitras6 years ago in Geeks
Harry Potter: Where Was the Sex at Hogwarts?
In seven books by J.K. Rowling and eight Harry Potter movies, we followed three teenagers and their friends who grew up to be young adults. They all fell in love one or two times in this story, but there was always one thing missing: they kept kissing and never had sex. Potterheads can't believe that with all these hormones and this boarding school, no wizard ever tried to have sex in a closet while Filch was not there. This is why we are going to be talking about what is wrong with the sex at Hogwarts.
By Charlotte Poitras6 years ago in Geeks
Fantastic Beasts: Should Johnny Depp Be Part of the Casting?
In 2016, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them revealed Grindelwald's real identity, which also gave us the chance to see that he was going to be played by Johnny Depp. He was admired for his many awards, including a Golden Globe Award, and for his roles in movies like Edward Scissorhands,Pirates of the Carribean, Alice in Wonderland, and more. But unfortunately, everything changed the same year that the new movie was released.
By Charlotte Poitras6 years ago in Geeks
10 Sex World Records
If you love sex, as most people do, you probably think that holding a sexual world record is the best thing that could ever happen to you. After all, what a better way to impress your partner than by showing them that no one has better skills than you? However, it takes a lot of hard work to get there so you must get ready to face the competition. Make sure you watch this video until the end to know who has the biggest penis because today, we are showing you 10 sex world records.
By Charlotte Poitras6 years ago in Filthy
Fantastic Beasts: Are We Ready for a Gay Dumbledore?
J.K. Rowling taught millions of people about tolerance and acceptance. With more than 450,000,000 copies sold worldwide, Harry Potter is the best selling series of all time. And research led by professor Loris Vezzali of the University of Modena and Reggio Emilia in Italy proved that children who read Harry Potter passages dealing with prejudice (Draco saying that Hermione was a "filthy little Mud-Blood") had become more tolerant towards immigrants compared to people who read neutral passages of the book. Now that a whole generation is more open to people of different culture, fans want J.K. Rowling to do the same thing with queer characters.
By Charlotte Poitras6 years ago in Geeks
7 Things You Learn at a Strip Club as a Female Customer
I think that women are gorgeous, I wanted to learn how to do lap dances, and I live close to many strip clubs. What I was going to do that night was pretty clear. Not only did I get an idea of how to dance for a partner, but these sex workers also taught me many things. Make sure you read this article until the end to know what happened when they asked me to go on stage because today, I am showing you seven things you learn at a strip club as a female customer.
By Charlotte Poitras6 years ago in Filthy