Cronan Parry

I like making lists and rating things. Doesn't mean I know what I'm talking about.

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'Captain Marvel' in Under 600 Words
11 days ago
Captain Marvel had plenty of hype to match. As the first female solo superhero film in the MCU, the follow up to Avengers: Infinity War's end credits scene, and a potential future cinematic universe p...
'A Series of Unfortunate Events': Season 3 Episode 1 (Review)
2 months ago
Before we get into it, I'd just like to mention that the first part of this review will be spoiler-free until a clearly marked "SPOILER" section. Also, I'm going to see how it compares to the book and...
X-Men Films: Worst to Best
a year ago
Look I know there's nothing X'manny happening til May, but whatever. Also, click this. I took the scores from IMDB, Metacritic, and Rotten Tomatoes. Let's go.
Top 10: Superhero Movies
a year ago
I had a look at the best Superhero Movies according to IMDB and Metacritic and did basically no math to see which was really the best. First off, I just don't agree. Secondly, there's more than ten fi...
Marvel's Cinematic Universe: Worst to Best
a year ago
I haven't seen Black Panther yet, it's not on the list; why don't you let me know where you'd rank it? Tweet me. Marvel's Cinematic Universe is the only cinematic universe currently functioning and is...
Super Bowl 2018: Movie Trailers
a year ago
Quick recap of the Super Bowl movie trailers and how they look, with this super sophisticated rating system: Shit/Nothing/Solid/Fuck Me.