Tristan Spohn

A puppy in a human body so pale I can use sunscreen as my foundation. I also excessively use supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

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What Is Going on with the DCEU!?!?!?
9 months ago
I'm trying hard not to make too many snap judgments, but it's excruciating. Right now the DCEU is tearing apart at every little molecule right in front of my ears and I'm heartbroken. I'm going to eas...
Why I Hated 'Avengers: Infinity War'
10 months ago
I stand in a ridiculously steamy shower typing on my phone because apparently, this is so much more important than smelling okay. Infinity War is now available on DVD, and now that the dust has settle...