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Best Star Wars BBQ Essentials

Take your grill skills to a galaxy far far away with our favorite Star Wars BBQ essentials.

From a distance, Chewy can smell the cooked meat slowly roasted over a giant lightsaber as Han Solo mingles with all the ladies waiting in line for some more pasta salad. Deliciousness and geekness is in the air. What's even more fun than just a regular BBQ? It's a Star Wars BBQ! Time to crack open a few cold ones and indulge in a geeky BBQ that is sure to be out of this world. With the heat on Tatooine, you probably wouldn't even need charcoal! 

Star Wars Light Up Chop Sabers by Think Geek

Come, good food, come... and meet your end in the grasp of the Star Wars Light-Up Chop Sabers. They're lightsabers. They're chopsticks. They'll change the way you experience your favorite Asian foods. The time is now to grab these Japanese imports from ThinkGeek and deftly maneuver your food with the power of the Force. Go forth, brave Jedi warriors, and use your chop sabers to mix just a little extra wasabi into your soy sauce. You can handle it. It is a known fact that eating sushi with chop sabers vastly strengthens your ability to ingest horseradish products. Whatever your personal sushi preference, it's better with light-up chop sabers. Choose your side wisely and ready the way for a truly epic eating experience.

Star Wars X-Wing Knife Block by Think Geek

At the end of Return of the Jedi, Han had Leia, Chewbacca had Han, C-3PO had R2-D2, the Ewoks had some trooper heads, and Luke had a bunch of ghosts. After the party wrapped up, Luke returned to his Jedi bachelor pad - alone and hungry. As he sat in his breakfast nook, he used the Force to make his pots and pans and knives prepare him lunch. In fact, he used knives very similar to the ones found in this Star Wars X-Wing Kitchen Block. Each Star Wars X-Wing Kitchen Block comes with five different knives that easily store in the X-Wing-shaped knife block. Though conceptually, the Star Wars X-Wing Kitchen Block is very simple to describe, putting its awesomeness into words is very difficult.

Star Wars Light Saber BBQ Tongs by Disney

The Dark Side gets all the cool toys. You come to the Dark Side, we can guarantee you a cape. You wanna use your powers to get into the movie theater for free? Cool with us. We provide excellent theme music for stalking through your lair. Oh, and don't forget: black is slimming, and it goes with everything. Power, strength, fashion sense, a great 401k, plus, we offer the ultimate prize -- no, not cookies. Steak! By harnessing the power of the Dark Side, they've made barbecue well-nigh irresistible. Can't you almost smell the odor of perfectly seared tauntaun, wafting through the airlock. These Star Wars Lightsaber BBQ Tongs will help you master the art almost as well as we have. A button on the side provides classic lightsaber sound effects you'll flip (burgers) for. BBQ at Uncle Owen's!

Star Wars Lightsaber Candlestick by Think Geek

Each Star Wars Lightsaber Candlestick is a precise scaled down re-creation of Darth Vader's blade cast in zinc-alloy and chrome plated. Three no-drip red taper candles are included but most standard taper candles will fit the candlestick properly. The circular base unscrews to provide a more authentic look to the saber hilt for the true Star Wars collector. Not only do these detailed replicas look great on your table, the heavyweight all metal construction is perfect for force-whipping upside someone's head who can't seem to shut up about exhaust port failures.

Star Wars R2-D2 Trashcan by Think Geek

Trash is just not that cool. Not only can it be dirty and odorous but it's simply low-tech and boring. Don't let your guests deal with garbage. This stylish trash receptacle is imported from Japan and is an incredibly detailed replica of R2-D2. Step on R2's center "foot" and his dome swings wide to collect your expired TPS reports and leftover wookie dung. Everything was going great until we emptied the trash and accidentally discarded some Death Star plans... then the Rebel Massassi Outpost on the fourth moon of Yavin got destroyed and things just went downhill from there.

Star Wars Lidded Collector’s Steins by Think Geek

Star Wars Lidded Collector’s Steins put a modern spin on a much-loved classic. Raise a toast to everyone’s favorite space saga with Star Wars Lidded Collector’s Steins. With their satisfying ceramic clink and thumb-operated, pewter-hinged lids, you’d be forgiven for thinking you’re using a drinking vessel from a long, long time ago.Forget fancy glassware or supping from the bottle. Enjoy a refreshing Darth Lager or Bitter Fett in one of these officially licensed collectible mugs, shaped like some of the series’ best-loved characters.

Star Wars Pewter Tumblers by Royal Selangor

Star Wars Pewter Tumblers add a touch of Death Star chic to any cocktail or dinner party. Serve your blue milk in style with Star Wars Pewter Tumblers. Designed to last a lifetime, this cool Star Wars homeware is etched with the be-helmeted mush of either Boba Fett or a Stormtrooper (circa Episodes IV-VI). Both pretty sniffy about the Rebel Alliance, we’re guessing these would be standard issue in the Death Star’s swankier bars and bistros. Grab a set before some oik with daddy issues blows them to smithereens.

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