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Best 'Star Wars' Shirts

The trendiest Star Wars shirts out there.

By Isaac ShapiroPublished 8 years ago 11 min read
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A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, wearing geeky Star Wars t-shirts was a surefire way to get yourself a wedgie. Star Wars super fans were ostracized and mocked. But now J.J. Abrams and Disney have transformed Star Wars into one of the most relevant cultural properties on the planet. With The Force Awakens earning over $2 billion at the box office and becoming the third highest grossing film of all time, all of the people who used to beat up Star Wars are fighting over each other tooth and nail to get their hands on the coolest Star Wars merch. But you know in your heart of hearts that they’re all just a bunch of posers who couldn’t tell the difference between a BB-8 and a C-3PO. But maybe you’ve spent so much time being a self-hating Star Wars fan you don’t know where to begin your hunt for the best Star Wars shirts. Well don’t worry about making the kessel run in 12 parsecs or less, because we’ve got you covered.

There is no better source of sage council than one of the most venerated Jedi in the history of the Old Republic. Yoda’s infamous backwards speak has delivered many different pearls of wisdom. His backwards speech was modeled after the Japanese dialect that usually follows subject-object-verb sentence structure, which runs opposite to the traditional English structure of subject-verb-object pattern of speaking. Lucas drew heavy inspiration from Samurai movies, especially the films of Akira Kurosawa, so it shouldn’t come as any surprise that when creating his mystical sage he’d pay tribute via Yoda’s unique stylistic way of seemingly speaking in reverse. Now when any of your friends or family need sage wisdom, they need look no further than this t-shirt, which collects some of Yoda’s best quotes in one handy place.

Sure, all of the kids might be flocking towards Oscar Isaac’s Poe Dameron as the coolest fighter of the resistance, but you like to keep it old school. It’s all about representing respect for the original rebel alliance. The original one that was established in 1977. There might be newer fans who identify with the prequel films or even more recent fans who have fallen in love with new characters like Rey and Finn, but it’s always about respecting the legacy of what came before, and this simple elegant t-shirt will let others know that you’ve been sticking it to the empire before it was cool.

Stormtroopers might be like the faceless elite soldiers of the galactic empire, responsible for sowing terror throughout the galaxy while under the command of emperor Palpatine. But you don’t get billions of recruits to handle the daily business of controlling your fascist galactic empire without a little help from Human Resources. Even the emperor has to let his troopers let their hair down a little. This shirt can show everyone around you, no matter what you wear to work, whether it’s a business suite or full piece of plastoid composite plates and synth-leather boots, it’s time chill out for casual Friday and get ready for an awesome weekend.

Welcome to the Dark Side! This Mug Shot t-shirt showcases two of the meanest guys in the galaxy. A fallen Jedi and one of the great Sith Lords, Darth Vader is one of the most famous movie villains of all time. His imposing presence, magical powers which include the infamous ability to force choke a man just by thinking about it, and, ultimately, tragic personal story have inspired all kinds of acclaim and a place in most Star Wars fans hearts. The famous reveal of the father and son relationship between Vader and Luke is often misquoted as "Luke, I am your father." The line is actually "No, I am your father."

Chewbacca is the loyal best friend everyone wishes they had growing up. He was originally inspired by George Lucas’ huge hairy dog named Indiana. This huge hairy Alaskan malamute would always sit in the passenger’s seat of George Lucas’ car, looking like some kind of huge hairy co-pilot. Some people would even get confused and think the dog was an actual person. Indiana Jones also takes his name from the loveable mutt. So George Lucas' dog served as the central inspiration for not one, but two of cinema’s most iconic characters of all time. Unfortunately you can’t have a wookie co-pilot in real life and purebred Alaskan malamute’s can cost thousands of dollars, so what better way to pay tribute than this awesome shirt?

The stormtrooper is a complex beast filled with many emotions. This t-shirt attempts to break down the many complexities of reading the stormtrooper's facial expressions. To the layman they might all look the same, but each slight tilt of the helmet reveals several layers of emotional complexity. Maybe it’s this depth of having such a high emotional IQ that has led them to become some of the most iconic bad guys of all time. Now you can display the under-appreciated nuance of the stormtrooper via this shirt that catalogues many of the moods and expressions that go through a stormtrooper as they busily engage in their daily routine of enforcing galactic tyranny.

R2-D2 might be one of the most iconic and memorable robots ever put to film, but what really makes him tick? What gives him the personalities that separates him from so many other astromech droids? Is there a soul behind all of those whirring gears and circuits? Is there a ghost in the machine? We’ll ponder this philosophical query via this incredible diagram t-shirt that breaks down all of the components of everyone’s favorite astromech droid. See the inner workings of this veritable swiss army knife of a droid and gain a greater appreciation for how this plucky little droid is far greater than the sum of its parts. BB-8 might be the cute plucky upstart, but all the original fans know it’s all about the R2-D2.

Easily one of the most creative Star Wars t-shirts ever made. There’s no better way to come strolling into a premiere or gala event than with this tie fighter tux combo. Paying tribute to the famous Death Star trench run scene, this shirt offers a playful examination of the original scene. Perfect for Star Wars fans looking to add playful smirk to any formal event that takes itself a bit too seriously. Do the dark side proud by showing off this piece of stylish imperial approved formal wear. If Darth Vader had destroyed all of the rebel fighters at the first Death Star every imperial officer would probably be wearing this piece to celebrate.

The original dark lord of the sith, Darth Vader, is one of the most iconic villains ever to appear on the silver screen. His intimidating impression served to make him a terror wherever he went, striking fear into any potential opponents of the empire. The new villain Kylo Ren might strike an imposing figure, but the real dark lord is always going to be the original Darth Vader. Celebrate the dark side and make any Jedi who might cross your path cower in fear as you pay tribute to the ultimate force powered killing machine. If anyone tries to get in your way just give them a good old force choke to keep them in line.

Sometimes simplicity is best. As awesome as all these previous shirts have been, it can often be the most basic t-shirts that have the most impact. While all of the other shirts have embodied a specific character, this one manages to encompass all of the totality of Star Wars into a single shirt. This is the logo that has managed to imbed an almost pavlovian response in every fan of sci-fi cinema. When you see this logo, you can practically see the slow wall crawl in a huge cineplex while John Williams epic score blasts from the sound system. All of the previous shirts encompass just a part of Star Wars, while this shirt manages to symbolize Star Wars in its totality.

The ultimate in Geek Chic, this KISS-inspired stormtrooper t-shirt is perfect for a fans of KISS and Star Wars everywhere. Stormtroopers, distinguished by their undying loyalty to the forefather of the Empire and incapable of betraying either him or the Imperial regime, are expertly feature in this classically styled black and white t-shirt. This tee emulates the stormtrooper wardrobe of armor over a black body glove in its contrasting black and white design, allowing the troopers to create an imposing image. Plus the inclusion of the classic KISS tee layout, this shirt has it all. Star Wars and Glam Rock? We are in!

Star Wars and sports in the same sentence might be a rarity, but you can show your love for both with this stormtrooper soccer t-shirt. This tee is one of those "oh that's cool where did you get it" conversation starter shirts, especially if you’re a Star Wars/soccer fan or know somebody who is. This tee is perfect for the sporty geek. This shirt features a colorful design that adds an extra element of interest. It's a welcome departure from the classic Star Wars tee featuring a movie poster or movie scene. This tee will definitely garner some attention and pushes the boundaries of the typical Star Wars wear.

This is the perfect t-shirt for the artistically inclined Star Wars fan. This creative Darth Vader tee in black is a stylish essential for Star Wars collectors everywhere, especially followers of the Dark Lord himself. This graphic tee presents Vader in an abstract depiction surrounded by expertly designed planets and Death Stars. When you combine the dark side of the force with awesome style, you get the Star Wars MC Darth Vader Black T-Shirt, with a hand drawn feel. This tee is sure to turn a few heads and keep you loyal to the Dark Side.

Celebrate the Dia de los Vader with this Star Wars Sugar Skull Vader baseball tee in Rust Red and Gray. All true Star Wars fans know that Darth Vader's helmet has come to be synonymous with evil and villainy, but this sure brings a fashionable element to the Dark Side. This tee uses an artistic and ornate replica of Vader's iconic helmet signified in Sugar Skull artwork, giving it a Day of the Dead twist. Salute your favorite Star Wars character, or at least the character we all love to hate, with this Dia de los Muertos inspired tee.

Can’t get your fill of Star Wars and that old time Rock & Roll? If your ambition is to become the most prolific rock star the universe has ever had the honor to behold, then pay tribute to the best "Solo"-ist with this life-changing t-shirt. Obviously, if one Star Wars character was going to be an interstellar music super star, it would be Han Solo. Long, rock star locks? Check. Rock star outfit, complete with tight black pants and unbuttoned shirt? Check. And the attitude? Check. He’s got the look and now you can, too. Show off your style and love of all things rock with this tee combining two of your favorite. Who says you can’t do both?

Did you know AT-ATs are actually descendants of African elephants? Neither did we. Yet, when you think about it, it kind of makes sense. First, AT-ATs are All Terrain Armored Transport vehicles. I don’t know what elephants are, if not all terrain. They are also frequently used for transport. Second, you can’t really deny the resemblance between the AT-ATs and elephants, they even walk the same. Well, regardless of whether you want to buy into the descendant theory, this t-shirt is perfect to add to your Star Wars tee collection.

Are you looking to receive constant compliments? Is Chewbacca your favorite character? Do you love cycling? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then prepare to love this t-shirt. This tee is sure to make you and everyone around you laugh. I mean, c’mon, it’s Chewie riding a bike! This tee is the perfect way to support Chewie on his quest for a leisurely stormtrooper-free ride. We’re not sure what’s more comical about this shirt, Chewie on the bike or the fact that he’s casually riding while passersby act completely nonchalant, either way we are sold.

We can't even tell you how many laughs and inquiries you’ll receive wearing this t-shirt. It’s an AT-AT Walker drinking from a toilet. Bad Walker. BAD! The AT-AT Walker, an iconic four-legged Jedi essential, the most heavily armored, well-equipped ground vehicle of the Imperial Army… drinking toilet water. Though perfect for combat, we urge you to think twice before letting an AT-AT use your bathroom. Without a doubt, everyone will want to know where you got this tee.

Don’t you hate it when you are trying to take over the galaxy and you computer systems keep failing? Well have no fear, there’s always Death Star Tech Support. I mean, it is nearly impossible to run any business, let alone an elite galactic empire, without assistance from your very own geek squad. This t-shirt features a black and white design with bold red accents. It's sure to display no only your support of the dark side, but also your love of all things techy. It’s a great tee to show off to your IT coworkers.

Torn between the Force and dark side? Then this Kylo Ren tee is for you. Kylo Ren has been on both sides of the fight. A Jedi under his uncle, Luke Skywalker and an dark side apprentice to the Supreme Leader of the first Order. Kylo Ren was one of the breakout favorites from The Forces Awakens. This t-shirt with its dark black and red design features Kylo Ren and his vibrant red cruciform light saber. Whether fighting on the side of good or evil, you’ll "rule the galaxy" when wearing this t-shirt.

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Isaac Shapiro

When not scrounging the internet for the best content for Jerrick Media, Isaac can be found giving scritches to feathery friend Captain Crunch.

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