Dwight Moments

Hilarious moments and more from the beloved sitcom, The Office. The show started all the way back in 2005. It even has its own theme song... it's not the greatest theme song though. It's known to be the awkwardly more successful US version of the 'Ricky Gervais-led British original'. A show that has a quirky documentary style that follows the staff of Dunder-Mifflin, who seem to, for the most part, have a problem office romances.

The Time he saw the wrong movie

“I saw Wedding Crashers accidentally. I bought a ticket for “Grizzly Man” and went into the wrong theatre. After an hour, I figured I was in the wrong theatre, but I kept waiting. 'Cuz that’s the thing about bear attacks… they come when you least expect it.”— Dwight Schrute

His 'small talk' at parties

"Oh, you know that line on the top of the shrimp? That's feces."—Dwight Schrute

His people skills in general

“Why are all these people here? There are too many people on this earth. We need a new plague.”—Dwight Schrute

The time he died his hair blonde because Jim told him to.

My personal favourite Dwight Quote

“No, don’t call me a hero. Do you know who the real heroes are? The guys who wake up every morning and go into their normal jobs, and get a distress call from the Commissioner and take off their glasses and change into capes and fly around fighting crime. Those are the real heroes.”—Dwight Schrute

The time he gave his boss his shirt.

"That would have been really embarrassing"—Dwight Schrute (He says, as he is topless so his boss can wear his shirt to a party) .

“And I did not become a Lackawanna County volunteer sheriff’s deputy to make friends. And by the way, I haven’t.”—Dwight Schrute

Dwight's Dream in life

“In an ideal world, I would have all 10 fingers on my left hand so my right hand could just be a fist for punching.”—Dwight Schrute

He also wished he could menstruate.

“I wish I could menstruate. If I could menstruate, I wouldn’t have to deal with idiotic calendars anymore. I’d just be able to count down from my previous cycle. Plus I’d be more in tune with the moon and the tides.”— Dwight Schrute

The time he brought a dead goose to work.

“I am fast. To give you a reference point I am somewhere between a snake and a mongoose… And a panther.”—Dwight Schrute

“Reject a woman, and she will never let it go. One of the many defects of their kind. Also, weak arms.”— Dwight Schrute

Never forget, He accepted two plaques instead of a pay raise.

Two is better than one!

His relatable view on office loyalty.

“Would I ever leave this company? Look, I’m all about loyalty. In fact, I feel like part of what I’m being paid for here is my loyalty. But if there were somewhere else that valued loyalty more highly… I’m going wherever they value loyalty the most.”—Dwight Schrute

The time he moved the water cooler.

“It’s a real shame because studies have shown that more information gets passed through water cooler gossip than through official memos. Which puts me at a disadvantage because I bring my own water to work.”—Dwight Schrute

His view on illnesses in general.

“Through concentration, I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will.”—Dwight Schrute

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