Funny Movie Lines That Will Make Your Day Better

If you don't laugh at these quotes, you need to get your sense of humor checked.

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What’s so funny, dude? Is there a comedy on TV or something? We’ve all heard some movie quotes that make us laugh really hard. I know that a good laugh can change a person's mood and some movie lines can brighten someone's day. Laughter is a great way to release serotonin and make a person happier even if it's just for a short amount of time. In every movie, there are a few lines that stick out. I find that in comedies, there are many lines that stick out and picking the best ones are hard to do. I created a list below with the funniest lines that I’ve ever heard.

Don’t you just love that guy at the movie theater who is constantly cracking up at the lines?! I remember being a kid and going to see the movie, Norbit with a bunch of friends. One friend, who I won’t mention by name due to it not being authorized by him, lost his cool and burst out in laughter multiple times. He was that ‘guy’ and made me laugh even harder because of his own reactions to the movie. This particular scene got him laughing on the floor and is something I won’t forget. Nothing like watching a funny movie with a bunch of friends... Anyway, here is my list of hilarious lines to lift up your day and make you laugh a bit...

Billy Madison "The Judgement"

This one is so funny because of the way he says it... Straight-face! This is one banger of a line. Imagine someone saying that line to your face and try to pretend not to laugh. You wouldn't be able to. 

Dazed and Confused "I Get Older; They Stay the Same Age"

Great film and even funnier line here by the one and only Matthew McConaughey. He plays an older man who still wants to be in high school and be cool like the seniors in the school. He is very funny in this film and is underratedly a great actor too. 

Superbad "A Different Kind of Iron Chef"

Seth might be the funniest character in the movie. Tough call though as there are so many funny people in this movie. Mclovin is up there too. Superbad contains so many funny lines that picking one is hard. I found that this specific line was really funny because of the way Jonah Hill said it. His tone of voice made the line great.  

This is the End "Welcome to the 21st Century, Buck Rogers"

This is an epic scene in an extraordinary movie. "I was raised in a house of women" is a stand out line here. This is the End is an unbelievably funny movie that will make you laugh your ass off. Give it a try...

Zoolander "Center for Ants"

What is this, a center for ants?! Zoolander makes me laugh every time even if I've seen it like 50 times. Ben Stiller plays the role perfectly. Bravo if you watch this movie without pissing your pants of laughter. Too funny!

Anchorman "60% of the Time, It Works Every Time"

This movie and scene will put you on the floor with laughter. Also, this quote is known all over the map as anyone who says it will get a laugh almost every time. 

Tropic Thunder "Full Retard"

Don't do it! Don't go full retard! Tropic Thunder is a great film with a great cast. I watched it recently for the 1st time and this scene was my favorite. It's also a classic line in movie quotes history. 

Step Brothers "Watching Cops"

Unreal quote from one of the funniest actors on the planet. If you don't agree, then you got a weird sense of humor bra.   

Wedding Crashers "Meatloaf"

GET THE MEATLOAF! MA! DO IT NOW! This qoute gets me dying of laughter and always gets a few laughs...

Friday "IDGAF"

Classic line! 


An all time great line.

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