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Not sure if this is educational, but 'Hamlet' is learned in school (I did not create this image).

By Sophisticated MommaPublished 6 years ago 4 min read
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So, I'm not sure if this is really "educational" but we are learning Hamlet in class. We have eight assignments to choose from once we are done with the movie and I've chosen to rewrite the ending to Hamlet.

I am a story writer, most definitely, but I have never in my life, remade somebody else's ending. So, being terrified of doing so, I've made seven attempts to do so.

Luckily, I've received some good news today!! Somebody in my English class asked our teacher if, instead of remaking the ending, we can do a continuation!! Our teacher agreed to it, though she hates the ending of Hamlet.

So, instead of remaking the ending, I am doing a continuation which makes life SO MUCH EASIER FOR ME!! I am going to post it here if that is allowed. I haven't started on it yet, but I'm about to.

I am going to attempt to do two continuations. One is a gag ending, and the other will be serious. One in the style of Tina Belcher, because I just think a lot of butt grabbing would be hilarious.

Act five, Scene three. (In the style of Tina Belcher [Bob's Burgers]) <This one is a joke one, I'll be writing a more serious one after>

In this scene....

Fortinbras has claimed his place as king of Denmark after Prince Hamlet and King Claudius have died.

Fortinbras watches Hamlet’s funeral, he watches everyone be buried. He is sad, for Hamlet was an amazing man.

Months go by and Fortinbras has made himself comfortable in his new castle.

He is about to take a bath when he hears banging at the bathroom door.

Zombies have invaded Denmark.

Fortinbras is terrified as he has never seen such a thing. His guards get ready to fight, but Fortinbras wants to see what they have come for.

When Fortinbras confronts the zombies, he realizes he knows who they are.

King Hamlet, Prince Hamlet, Gertrude, Claudius.

Fortinbras is terrified and takes a few steps back, but the zombies walk toward him, smiling.

Ophelia walks past the crowd and comes face to face with Fortinbras, she raises her right arm and Fortinbras closes his eyes in fear. Ophelia isn’t looking to harm him, she just wants to touch his butt.

Once Ophelia gets a firm grip, the rest of the zombies run into the castle and start a butt grabbing fest.

Fortinbras: Tis a shame to has't seen those folk wend; Prince Hamlet wast an excellent sir.

Horatio: Forsooth that gent wast, the v'ry most wondrous

Fortinbras: Indubitably.

Fortinbras: Leaveth me, I desire to has't a hot bath.

[Meanwhile in his mast'r's chamb'rs]

Fortinbras: Who is't yond knocking at mine own door?

Guard: Thy majesty, thee might wanteth to cometh seeth this.

[Fortinbras exits the bathtub and gets dressed as quickly as he can.]

Fortinbras: What is so imp'rtant yond thee has't hath felt the needeth to disturb me in mine own high-lone timeth?

Guard: Cometh f'rth, thy majesty, th're art some people walking toward the castle.

[Fortinbras goes toward the door and brushes himself off before opening it. His guards ready their weapons as Fortinbras opens the door]

Fortinbras: Do my eyes deceive me? King Hamlet? King Claudius? Gertrude?

[The zombies continue to walk toward Fortinbras as he cowards in fear. He takes another look back and sees Prince Hamlet and Ophelia holding hands.]

Fortinbras: What is this? This is highly unfitting f'r these two to beest holding hands.

[Ophelia lets go of Hamlet’s hand and walks toward Fortinbras. Fortinbras takes a few steps back, scared of what this undead Ophelia is to do.]

Ophelia: Uuuuuugggggghhhhhh

Fortinbras: I und'rstand not.

Ophelia: Uuuuuuuugggggghhhhhhhh

[Ophelia raises her right arm and plants it on Fortinbras’ butt while he closes his eyes and takes in a deep breath.]

Ophelia: Uuuugggghhhh

Gertrude: Uuuuuugggghhhhhh

Prince Hamlet: Uugghh

[Hamlet makes his way into the castle and grabs the butt of a guard. The guard looks Prince Hamlet in the eyes and grabs his butt in return]

Guard: I und'rstand not what is happening, but i liketh it a lot.

[Prince Hamlet looks back to the rest of the zombies and invites them in to start a butt grabbing fest.]

[Gertrude looks at Rosencrantz and Guildenstern and grabs their butts at the same time. Rosencrantz grabs Guldenstern’s butt and Guildenstern grabs Rosencrantz’s butt.]

[Enter Horatio]

Horatio: What is going on h're? I doth not und'rstand. Art thee all grabbing at each oth'r's butts? This is sick, thou art all sick! The undead shouldst not beest grabbing the butts of the living! I cannot beest a parteth of this.

[Horatio tries to leave, but a guard steps in front of him, blocking his way out.]

Guard: Wh're doth thee bethink thou art going?

Horatio: This is all wrong, ev'rybody hast gone nimble-footed!!

[The guard stares at Horatio for a few seconds and then grabs Horatio’s butt.]

Horatio: Oh, I sayeth, yond is quite nice.

All the zombies: Uuuuuuuuuuuugggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh

[And from then on, there had been a new tradition at the Kingdom of Denmark. On this day of every year, the zombies will come to start the butt grabbing fest.]

The End.

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