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The Worst of Angela from 'The Office'

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By Nancy DPublished 5 years ago 5 min read
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Hilarious moments and more from the beloved sitcom, 'The Office.' The show started all the way back in 2005. It even has its own theme song... it's not the greatest theme song though. It's known to be the awkwardly more successful US version of the 'Ricky Gervais-led British original'. A show that has a quirky documentary style that follows the staff of Dunder-Mifflin who seem to, for the most part, have a problem with office romances.

Angela Martin

She likes cats, she's a pretty good salesperson, and she only weighs 82 pounds. However, no one seems to like the character. Is it because she is rude and mean to all her coworkers? Or is it because she cheated on Andy for several months, and then still tried to squirm her way out of the situation when he asked her if it was true. Whatever the reason, I'm sure you will enjoy this collection of Angela Martin's worst moments.

“I call it Pam Pong. I count how many times Jim gets up from his desk and goes to reception to talk to you.” - Angela Martin

When Angela refuses to play in the office olympics, she states that she does play other games. These game are mostly just dangling things in front of her cats and 'Pam Pong'.

“It's no surprise to me. Pam is the office Mattress” - Angela Martin

Pam was engaged to two guys from work. One of them didn't even work in the office, but the warehouse. How does that make someone an 'office mattress'?

“The Finer Things Club was not sanctioned by the Party Planning Committee. Renegade clubs are dangerous. I squashed the Weight Loss Buddy Support Group. They didn’t need to gather. It was just gross.” - Angela Martin

She is homophobic and hates overweight people? Sorry not everyone can be an unhealthy 82 pounds!

“In the Martin family, we like to say, “Looks like someone took the slow train from Philly.” That’s code for “check out the slut.” - Angela Martin

This one doesn't even make sense and I'm still insulted by it!

"Green is kind of whoreish." - Angela Martin

Oh look, Phyllis was wearing green that day.

Phyllis: Well, for decorations, maybe we could—it's stupid, forget it.

Angela: What?

Phyllis: Oh, I was just gonna say maybe we could have streamers, but that's dumb, everybody has streamers. Never mind.

Angela: No, yeah, I think that's a good idea. What colour do you guys think?

Phyllis: Well, there's green... blue... yellow... red.

Pam Beesly: How about green?

Angela: I think green is kind of whorish.

“No, orange is whorish.” - Angela Martin

Weird, Phyllis was wearing orange that day.

Angela: Phyllis I need you to pick up green streamers at lunch.

Phyllis: I thought you said green was whorish

Angela: No, Orange is whorish

So... the only 'whoreish' colour is just whatever colour Phyllis is wearing that day?

Also, it's kinda hypocritical of Angela to say call anyone that. I'm sorry, but it's true.

“Listen, dummy! It’s not that hard. All you have to do is take the numbers from the sales report and type them into a master spreadsheet. A G.D. monkey could do it. I do not understand why you can’t do it.” - Angela Martin

This is just rude!

“You may ask me out to dinner. Nothing fancy or foreign, no bars, no patios, no vegetables, and no seafood.” - Angela Martin

There is just an awful lot of rules. I didn't even see him write anything down... How would you remember all that?

“I don’t want to be married in a tent like a hobo.” - Angela Martin

Welp, I guess you could just not be married at all. That works too.

Still haven't read enough 'Rude'. Okay, you asked for it... here are a few more Angela Martin Quotes

  • “I have a nice comforter and several cozy pillows. I usually read a chapter of a book, and it’s lights out by 8:30. That’s how I sleep at night!” - Angela Martin
  • “The man is wearing sandals. I don’t need to see Oscar’s toes at work. Gross! I mean he looks like he just got off the boat” - Angela Martin
  • “Charles and Kelly? Absolutely not. He is a sophisticated man. He does not need to go dumpster-diving for companionship, OK? - Angela Martin
  • “Are you swallowing them whole? You’re eating them so fast, are they even touching your tongue?” - Angela Martin

“I normally don’t enjoy making people laugh.” - Angela Martin

Hate the character all you want! Just remember that the actress, Angela Kinsey... is AWESOME!

Everyone loves 'The Office.' It has a 9/10 from TV.com, 8.8/10 from IMBD, 96 percent of Google users ‘like it’ and it has an 89 percent rating from Rotten Tomatoes (both critics and fans). If that isn’t enough to impress you, it’s the most watched TV Show on Netflix (at least, according to Business Insider). If you haven’t been watching 'The Office' recently, now is the time for another binge! Netflix is rumoured to lose contract rights some time next year. So watch it all again now before it’s too late.

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