We've Peen It All Before: Alexander Skarsgård's NSFW 'Big Little Lies' Scene Breaks The Internet (And His D*ck)

From True Blood to Tarzan, Battleship to Big Little Lies, Alexander Skarsgård is one of Hollywood's hottest actors, both metaphorically and physically. Currently he is showing us more than we might have bargained for as the abusive Perry Wright on David E. Kelley's #BigLittleLies, standing "tall" against the likes of #NicoleKidman and #ReeseWitherspoon.

Clearly not afraid to flash some flesh, fans of #HBO's dark #drama were shocked when they got an eyeful of #AlexanderSkarsgård in the show's sixth episode. You may remember that he previously got the red stuff flowing with an all-too short full-frontal scene in True Blood, however, this time, Skarsgård forced his on-screen wife Celeste (Kidman) into the shoe closet — wang first.

As one fan said:

“Either Alexander Skarsgard has the biggest d**k on earth or they used a rubber hose of some sort on Big Little Lies tonight.”

The episode was aptly named "Burning Love" and you can check out the scene in full (frontal) glory above. Let us know what you think!

Nice to meat you.

"OUCH" comes the collective wince of men around the world, crossing our legs and quickly hiding any tennis rackets in sight. Although Urologist Dr. Robert Caleb Kovell has since confirmed that you can in fact NOT break your urethra, HBO's show claimed that Perry's game of trouser tennis broke it in two places. Ignoring the nitpicking behind the science, people were obviously questioning whether his substantial snake was the real deal or some sort of meaty mask.

Now I am no penis expert (JK, yes I am), but it looks a lot like his Johnson wasn't quite what we thought it was. Surely, surely, the gods haven't gifted him such a magnificent tool, and being a man, I can assure you, whacking your whacker with a tennis racket would hurt a hell of a lot more than that. Also, there is no way Kelley would want to damage one of his lead actors.

Real or fake, the scene got the internet hot under the collar, sparking the Big Meat Debate of '17:

While it seems unlikely that Tarzan really was showing us his jungle vine, official sources are still yet to comment. Bear in mind that HBO is notorious for its nudity, while the likes of Westworld and Game of Thrones have both became veritable sausage fests. Until either showrunners or Alexander himself comment, I guess I will go back to staring at blurry stills from True Blood; it was the Season 6 finale "Radioactive" by the way, you're welcome!