Ti Ana
Joined August 2017
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Writing: surreal poetry, random thoughts, and more.
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Dear Millennials
Coca-Cola Dear Millennials, Please, I beg of you: guzzle down 150 calories of liquid sugar daily and stuff your mini fridges at work with the stuff. 900 factories, churning out 1.9 billion cups per day weren’t enough. You guys aren’t going for it; I’m sorry, you all. Now we’ve got millennial faces, twenty-six-year-old actresses who’ve appeared on a few episodes on a Netflix show, smiling through their teeth to get you, you feeling sorry for your teeth before they’ve touched the carbonated bubbles.
By Ti Ana4 years ago in Motivation