Donovan Barlow

28. Screenwriter. IT Guy. Father. Gamer. King of the pirates. Demogorgon Killer. The People’s Champion. Possessor of a little red book that holds all the secrets of the universe! Written with invisible ink that only my eyes can see—

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Scorecard Weekly—'Bumblebee'
6 months ago
Guess what day it is? HUMP DAYYYYY! And the gang’s all here, we’re back again LIVE! From the city that never sleeps, Gotham. That’s right ladies and gentlemen, we’ve gone and done it. We’re about to d...
Scorecard Weekly: 'Aquaman'
7 months ago
The Golden Globes were last night, and would you like to know what we learned? Christian Bale has an accent. Who knew? We were completely taken by surprise. Also, the celebs taught us that we probably...
Scorecard Weekly: 'Mars Attacks'
7 months ago
HAPPY NEW YEAR! Saying that we’re excited would be an understatement. We’re more than excited. This will be a GREAT year for television and film. We’re ready to bring you TONS and TONS of scores. So, ...
Scorecard Weekly—'Bird Box'
7 months ago
What a lovely day! Three more days until Christmas, completely behind schedule, yet here we are. We’ve had to overcome a lot throughout our lives—we shall not be broken! Okay. Okay. You’re right, we’r...
Scorecard Weekly (Christmas Edition) - 'Home Alone 2: Lost in New York'
7 months ago
Have yourself a merry little Christmas… sing with us! We’re really trying to keep the holiday spirits up as we inch closer and closer to that wonderful day. We’re staying busy with this special event ...
Scorecard Weekly (Christmas Edition): 'National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation'
7 months ago
Thank you for joining us today! We’re here to kick off day three of our Christmas event. We’re on a roll, we haven’t scored this much since our inception. It’s a wonderful thing, we are truly grateful...