Joe Patterson
Bio
Hi I'm Joe Patterson. I am a writer at heart who is a big geek for film, music, and literature, which have all inspired me to be a writer. I rap, write stories both short and long, and I'm also aspiring to be an author and a filmmaker.
Stories (505/0)
One Minute Prayer
Aaron Moses is laying in bed in his family home surrounded by friends and family. He has been sick for some time now and death is not far. As his family of children, grandchildren, siblings, friends and of course his wife surround him there are mixed emotions in the air. Some are of sadness that he has reached his final day. Others are of peace that he will have to suffer no longer. Some of his loved ones are even happy under the spirit of appreciation for all the amazing years that they have shared with him and now he is off to a better place.
By Joe Pattersonabout 15 hours ago in Fiction
- Top Story - April 2024
Oval Office
So what do you get when a group of idiot best friends get together and have a contest for who can drink a jug of water the fastest during their break time at work? Well you have an even bigger idiot named Carl Roberts who is rushing home to pee before he wastes his bladder all over himself.
By Joe Patterson4 days ago in Fiction
Candyman: Uno Momento
It is a clear warm night in East Los Angeles. 16 year old Bernard Ray is getting ready to go sleep when a conversation he had with his friends earlier in the day comes to mind. His two best friends Laurie and Jason told him the urban legend about the Candyman. They told him that if you say the Candyman’s name five times in a mirror then he will pop up behind you with bees surrounding his essence and a hook jammed into the stump of his sawed off right hand and then he will murder you for calling him by his forbidden named.
By Joe Patterson5 days ago in Fiction
My First Bachelor Party
For many people the date of April 20th will forever be known as the day when stoners go extra smokey, but for me, April 20th will forever be known as the first time I ever attended a bachelor party. When most people think of bachelor parties they think about a wild night of partying, drinking, perhaps even some exotic dancers to usher out that final dance of freedom to celebrate the big “I do’s”. That is definitely not how my experience went.
By Joe Patterson8 days ago in Marriage
Fuego Burger
Charlie is sitting at the dinner table with his aunt Esther, his cousin Michael and his sister Ella. Sitting in front of him at the table is a big juicy, greasy burger with red sauce leaking from its center. The sauce is his aunt Carol’s famous Fuego Sauce which is said to be so hot that no one can withstand its spice for longer than one minute after tasting the sauce. Charlie who loves a good challenge has been challenged by his family members to take a bite from the sandwich to see how long he can withstand the spice of the sauce before needing a drink.
By Joe Patterson10 days ago in Fiction