Reed Alexander

The world is one marvelous catastrophe waiting to happen. When humanity is long gone, I hope my work is found by intergalactic explores so they can learn about the great failed experiment called human society (a sort of "I told you so").

Reed Alexander's Review of "Popcorn (1991)."
16 days ago
Yeah, this was a fun movie. It was DUMB. I mean D. U. M. B. It was hammy as all hell and just plain silly as fuck. But I was just recently talking about the movie "Leprechaun" with some friends, and a...
Reed Alexander's Review of 'Crimson Peak (2015)'
2 months ago
It's a rare moment when I feel compelled to pay 10 bones for an actual movie ticket when I know I can just wait for it to come out on Netflix and watch it for the subscription fee along with dozens of...
Reed Alexander's Review of '+1' (2013)
2 months ago
SPOILERS!!! You know it's going to be bad when I basically have to start off with the spoiler alert. So yeah, I am basically encouraging you to never watch this! If you feel like you absolutely must k...
Reed Alexander's Review of Monsters: The Dark Continent (2014)
2 months ago
You know what?! When you tell me you're going to give me a movie where marines fight aliens, you had sure as FUCK better give me a movie where marines fight aliens. By the description, you would expec...
Reed Alexander's Review of 'X Moor' (2014)
2 months ago
SPOILERS! The Beast of X Moor or… The Beast of Wasting My Fucking Time... Really? You're going to set me up for a creature feature flick, and fuck it up with The Scooby-Doo Effect before it even gets ...
Reed Alexander's Review of 'The Taking of Deborah Logan'
2 months ago
*sigh* Jesus Fucking Christ...... Look, Hollywood, we need to have a serious conversation about this shaky camera thing. A.K.A. The newest, shiniest, most polished, and overused piece of shit that's b...