Cronan Parry

I like making lists and rating things. Doesn't mean I know what I'm talking about.

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'Captain Marvel' in Under 600 Words
9 days ago
Captain Marvel had plenty of hype to match. As the first female solo superhero film in the MCU, the follow up to Avengers: Infinity War's end credits scene, and a potential future cinematic universe p...
'A Series of Unfortunate Events': Season 3 Episode 1 (Review)
2 months ago
Before we get into it, I'd just like to mention that the first part of this review will be spoiler-free until a clearly marked "SPOILER" section. Also, I'm going to see how it compares to the book and...
X-Men Films: Worst to Best
a year ago
Look I know there's nothing X'manny happening til May, but whatever. Also, click this. I took the scores from IMDB, Metacritic, and Rotten Tomatoes. Let's go.
Top 10: Superhero Movies
a year ago
I had a look at the best Superhero Movies according to IMDB and Metacritic and did basically no math to see which was really the best. First off, I just don't agree. Secondly, there's more than ten fi...
Marvel's Cinematic Universe: Worst to Best
a year ago
I haven't seen Black Panther yet, it's not on the list; why don't you let me know where you'd rank it? Tweet me. Marvel's Cinematic Universe is the only cinematic universe currently functioning and is...
Super Bowl 2018: Movie Trailers
a year ago
Quick recap of the Super Bowl movie trailers and how they look, with this super sophisticated rating system: Shit/Nothing/Solid/Fuck Me.